Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I told him that he was essentially a very life-like dildo with a person attached so he needed to stop having feelings because it was getting annoying. He agreed.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We met some guy at the beach, and dug a hole with him. He invited us to "come back at night and smoke a blunt in this hole"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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