Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
she smelled like a LAN party
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I woke on the floor next to a big TV. Apparently I traded my bed for a 52 inch samsung and a box of pop tarts.
She has a lazy eye!
My other option is a hardwood floor
The next time you try to involve a tickle me Elmo in my orgasm, I'm leaving you
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
Celebrating landing my dream job by watching zombie movies and drinking free booze in the bath. I'm like 90% sure I just won life.
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
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