so i slept on a park bench last night...no hobo
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
if she mentions anything about chili and my phone, just go with it
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
I just had a vision of confetti exploding out of someone's vagina to the sound of air horns... I think that would be welcoming.
I like the way you think.
I'm smoking a bowl and pondering why we haven't discovered teleportation again.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
When I came she triumphantly exclaimed, "MUAHAHA VICTORY IS MINE!"
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