Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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