if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
oh btw spread eagle is not an appropriate phrase to use in a scientific presentation. learned that the hard way
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
I don't have enough holes for all these australians
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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