At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
apparently vodka and oj turns green when you throw it up
basic color theory
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
Naked snow angels was a very bad idea. My vag is now frozen shut.
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
Oh god...Did I just fuck a sugar granddaddy?!
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
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