Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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