have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
four days late. damn you, makeup sex. you win again.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
I just hooked up with the same bartender my dad cheated on my mom with in the 90s. Not sure how this makes me feel.
family traditions my good sir
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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