do you remember what downloading porn with a 14k modem was like?
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
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