hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
Oh, and trying to figure out who wants to do Molly in a frat is like asking damn children if they want puppies and candy. So just bring as much as possible.
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I've been there a week.. I'd rather all my coworkers not know that I'm already sleeping with my boss.
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
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