i think i have herpe
just one?
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
I think I freaked him out last night. We got back to my place and I made chicken nuggets, chicken Alfredo, and half of one of those huge oreida hashbrown bags. And then ate all of it
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
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