she looked like the bat from fern gully.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
You took a fire extinguisher off the wall in the hallway to play Ghostbusters.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
She fell out the car soaking wet and screaming "im wearing a fedora!" then tryed to seduce him on the front lawn in front of his middle aged neighbor
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
He specifically said I couldn't post the picture of him passed out naked except for a strategically placed washcloth. Where's the fun in that?
YOU'RE MARRIED. TO OTHER PEOPLE.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
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