I feel like I'm in dance class right now
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
is it cool if i crash at ur house this weekend again bro
yea dude but i wld bring a sleeping bag or something just in case. or u may just have to shack up with a woman or 2 cuz we hav 10 girls visiting/staying over at my house.
how did u manage to make sleeping with a bunch of girls sound like an inconvenience?
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
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