plz talk dirty to me
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
I knew it was going to be a good night when i heard another girl call his dick "Thor's Hammer"
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Oh my god. I just RAN OVER a child. Oh my god this isnt my day. That kid was cool as fuck though
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
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