but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
No more Raisinettes before sex. That's what happened. I just put it together
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Alright, text me when you get close. I've got a mustache and I'm ready to get my day drunk on.
Something about being drunk at 1pm chasing seagulls on the beach while it's raining is very calming
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Thanks for fucking the skin off my dick
It was a joint effort between my vagina my feet and your hand you can't just blame that all on me
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