a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
You cheat on me once, shame on me. You cheat on me with a white girl, it's fucking over
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
You gotta hand it to him. 6 hours in a new town and he's already fuck someone, had his ass kick by her bf, and rounded up a posse of people to kick this guys ass.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
What are you, a fucking toaster ?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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