ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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