another moral hangover. fuck.
he is naked. in. my. bed. happiest day. of my. LIFE.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
The guy in 209 is masturbating with the door cracked again
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Two words that describe last night: naked and backflips.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
There was another blizzard last night and at one point I was drinking 3 beers at once. Driving home didn't seem like a wise option
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Abby spilt her vodka all over the train's bathroom floor
WE'RE THE ONES DRESSED UP FOR THE LARGEST DRINKING HOLIDAY IN AMERICA WHO ELSE ON THIS TRAIN IS A SUSPECT FOR THIS SMELL?!
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
THE SUPER HOT BARTENDER WHO LOOKS LIKE RYAN GOSLING JUST WALKED IN. BUT HE DOESNT EVEN WALK HE GLIDES. LIKE AN ANGEL.
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