I'm at the bar with Ashley what should I do?
humiliate her
dont quote avril lavinge. im to drunk.
are you going to last longer than 15 seconds
nope
May or may not have just drunkenly opened my christmas presents. Greatly disappointed. Might break up sooner.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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