im drinking this country out of the recession.
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
some girl just asked me if I was that guy that hooked up with nine girls in one night. officially a local celebrity. gonna try and autograph her boobs.
think he just told me if I need to shit I should go outside.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I did however clean up the cupcakes and vomit so I'm not that bad of a roommate
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
I did stay at work til 5 but for the last hour I was just taking naked pics on my desk for some tinder guy
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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