im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Nothing like snapchatring dick pics to a\nMarried woman while your girlfriend destroys Taco Bell in the next room. Almost caught, worth it. Got boobs back
I beer bonged before it even hit 4 o' clock. Please get on my level homecoming style.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
Not this time. I'm drinking in my sweatpants which means I've given up for the day and shouldn't be in public.
Only in the emergency room do they shut the door when youre laughing too hard
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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