it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
Just saw a maroon grand am stop on my street, the driver opened the door, vomited, and then drove away like nothing happened. Been there, done that.
at what point did you think saran wrap was a better alternative to shoes?
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Just drug him and when he wakes up say "You just woke up from a coma, we've been married for 5 years." It'll be like The Vow but fucked up.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
We could get her a gift basket of Xanax l
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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