I would fuck her until my dick fell off. then i would fuck her with your dick.
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I got to work, greeted my staff, then went into the bathroom to throw up. Who hired me to run a business???
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
i just realized that the oil change sticker on my windshield is a day before the last time i had sex. I've driven exactly 10500 miles since.
you need to get laid.. and an oil change.
I performed "get broken glass out of my shoulder" surgery last night... Drunk, with a what-a-burger straw.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
I GOT A VENDING MACHINE FOR OUR LIVING ROOM
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
The problem with that is that my car has been stolen
I mean of all the things to be cockblocked by, Taco Bell is pretty high on the list
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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