You surviving the open bar?
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why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
doesn't matter. i just recorded the power rangers theme song on my phone. and its loud. was thinking we could use it as our entrance song as we walk into bars.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
Just met a girl...She is complaining why on facebook you can't have more then one "open relationship"
I dont know how i feel about her from a moral standpoint...
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
He had a ladies night special at his place. Unlimited jello shots till 10, 50 cents after.
I fell asleep with my vibrator still in me. I am the Queen of Sad Masturbation.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
If I end up married to you I better get lots of orgasms to help me forget I failed at life.
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I keeping finding meatballs in random places
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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