She gave me a foot massage with her tongue. I think we're both scarred for life.
Great. Me and the intoxalock guy are getting so close he just said "alright see you later girl!" when I called about getting the blower recallibrated.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
i've written a new chapter in the saga of unexpected dongs
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
I mean, how am I going to build a relationship on trust if he finds out I roofied him?
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I woke up naked in a tent. I was more upset that the air mattress had deflated.
QUIT STEALING MY PHONE AND SEXTING MY MOM!!!!
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