Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
My gynecologist just commented on how well my vagina was waxed
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I have no idea. He was just running around wearing a horse mask yelling "bumfuck" repeatedly. We figured we'd just let him get it out of his system.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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