are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
I just realized I have my pepper spray, gun, and vibrator all in one drawer. One false grab and I'm screwed either way.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I think the fact that I shit my pants, threw away my underwear in a frat bathroom, lost my socks down a drain in the front yard and still got laid... deserves some sort of a victory drink for myself or a blowjob for him since he was such a good sport.
She told me I made the cut, and to write my name and number on the white board by the door. I was the 7th number down.
There's a patch of dead grass from where you would notoriously throw up after every good night in July. This summer was great.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
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