Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Nothing like drunkenly buying a pregnancy test at 8 am to get out and realize your nip was out the whole time.
No, next time he offers you a ride home, ask him about Batman. The result will always be road head.
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
It feels like heartburn in my lungs. I'll buy 2 pounds.
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