She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I wish my bank account would intervene on my life choices.. $200+ in alcohol in 2 weeks and a $40 McDonald's bill is a cry for help.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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