it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
I'm literally rolling on acid for the first time during Thanksgiving. Help me.
no real plans this weekend. trying to derail the alcohol induced fucking hell train I've been riding for the past three weeks.
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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