the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
I've taken to hiding pictures of us around his room so that he'll forever feel guilty for dumping me on Valentine's Day... And to potentially cock block any hook ups.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm gonna lurk in the mother fucking bushes and watch karma take him down like a gimpy gazelle.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
Hooked up with an ex Playgirl model. I feel like the universe just high-fived me for staying sober.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
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