Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
He fucked a girl named Oreo... He deserved syphilis.
Want to get high and go thrifting? I'm trying to succeed making my dorm look like a deranged Applebees.
Hay for your next interview you should go in with fake blood on your cloths and tell them you just finished saving a life, then cry
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
It's Christmas, you should know what a virgin is.
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
He said I taste like cake. Like funfetti. So I feel like if he doesn't come back for that he's just dumb
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I got wing sauce on the baby and licked it off. If you were wondering how I'm doing.
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