I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
just ran into my gynecologist at the liquor store... i think she's found the source of my problems
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
Why do I feel like the only way for this trip to end is alcohol poisoning?
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Apparently he proposed after he saw me chug vodka out of a traffic cone.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
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