And now we're talking about squeezing babies out of vaginas...
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
this boner is exhausting
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
I will give him this, every time we go to the club he gets a stripper's actual number.
Randomize
