I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
I thanked her for the handjob she gave me in the middle of the night. She had no idea what i was talking about. I think she sleep-jerked-me-off. Im def sleeping over tonight too
Well today was Thanksgiving Anti-Miracle Daydrinkathon so I had to be drunk by 2pm
I think I should receive an honorary Heisman... I mean, I did sleep with two of the finalists
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
you're the only girl i know who can be too sick to walk to the kitchen and still have enough game to receive multiple orgasms
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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