Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Quick! What do I wear on a 4 hour road trip with an older guy in the army I had pantomime sex with in a hotel a few months ago?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
Not sure if buying Twisted Teas for the alcoholics posted up outside the gas station counts as paying it forward but I am optimistic.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He wrote his entire dissertation last night. I can only imagine the frightening amount of headway he would make if he ever did things sober.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
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