you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
Her voice kills me. Its the perfect pitch to fuck with my hangover.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
I wish I was in the big bed with a naked you post sex eating chicken nuggets
My period started right as he was entering, which really helped me sell the "I've never done this before" bit.
He was so hammered. He called the cops on the landscapers he thought they were trespassing. 2 were arrested on warrants.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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