OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
That one life defining moment when you catch yourself pouring whisky into your hot chocolate at 4 am, whilst crying and talking to your dog.
No longer allowed at circus circus apparently fuvking in the elevator is frowned upon.
Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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