but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
you kept looking at stripers and saying " Go to College"
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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