I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I just had sex on a bear rug. My life is complete.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
Apparently you missed the drunkest me ever documented. I slept on the hardwood floor and left my pants on the porch to give u a frame of reference.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
bought a large fruitopia from McDonalds at 7:45 this morning. Spilled it on the ground. Cried. THAT hungover.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
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