Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
I just ate broccoli before drinking. Does that make me a responsible adult?
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed
Randomize
