I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Mass texted booty calls to all the guys I've hooked up with this year to commemorate the end of the semester.
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
if i seriously got my dick up last night, then im taking him to disney world cause thats just fuckin impressive
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
When we were in Vegas he tried to get an Elvis impersonator to act dead on a toilet so he could take photos. This is even worse
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