We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I wish I had a picture of me and ron helping that stripper lick her own vagina
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
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