Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
He told me we shouldn't hang out because it would be weird and then snap chatted me a picture of his dick
He said he didnt want to choke me, I said im sorry thats a deal breaker.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
location: under the moon. please find me. need ride home.
tell him if he brings over dinner you might let him see your left boob...or right, whichever you prefer. But under no circumstances do you let him see both...unless he brings a good desert...like coffee ice cream or something
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