grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
recycled a plan b box. kill a baby. save a tree.
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
We need some Captain and Fanta. That shit will change your life. Sidenote, bring an IV drip to hook me to in the morning
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
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