I think im going to throw up on grandma
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
Sometimes I think about the fact that I lost my virginity while watching anime and I wonder what that says about me
You woke us up at 9:15 am still in your toga from last night saying "welcome to my house party...party". You had already filled up the pong cups with yaager/fireball and ordered a chicken platter... Who even delivered that that early???
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Just got up.... With the club stamp on my ass.... How did it got there????
wow bdsm is so cute
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
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