So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
you need to not memorize your credit card number for drunk pizza
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
He is 30 (that's 8 years older than I am) and uses more Emojis than I do. Problem?
It is super hard to find a good vegan dominatrix! THAT'S why I'm single
Woke up naked on your sister's mattress lying next to a single slice of bread.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
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