called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
i swear to god. if they dont have practically DTF written on their foreheads, or a glowstick in their hands, strictly no entry.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Do they sell "congrats in losing your virginity!" cards and do they come in gay?
Didn't pick classes because we were out all weekend...only open course is "alcohol and drug problems". Fucking ironic.
I'm about to have a threesome at the hotel where I had my quinceañera. Becoming a woman under this roof for the second time, whaaat
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
