Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
I'm at work and it's 1:30. I need a beer. is that bad?
Welcome to every minute of my life.
he just told me his nickname was "nickexplodeon"
does that mean he doesn't last long?
It's really awkward to greet the pastor when I know I've licked chocolate syrup off his daughter's chest.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
He better not be in your backpack
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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