Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
The doctor said that if they accidentally damage my nerve endings I could permanently lose feeling in my lower jaw.. Honestly the first thing that came to mind was how that would affect my blowjob skills.
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
Pooled our money and rented a bouncy castle for the day. Get over here now. Bring vodka.
They got skeletons in the booths to enforce social distancing.
Thought they were weekend at berniesing that shit at first.
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