it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
he thought he was parachuting out of a plane... talk about a bad trip.
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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